CONVERGENCE 2012
July 6-8
Bloomington, MN
Rebecca/Rick
DAISHOCON 2012
November 16-18
Wisconsin Dells
Rebecca/Rick
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By TFFanGirl2011
Part 1
A 22 year old girl Amanda was walking down a sidewalk in the real world city called Nashville. She really loves to stroll downtown to see the things and buildings she has not seen before. It wasn't until she saw a strange van that is not from Nashville. Amanda decides to check it out so she walks to the side of the van and on it has huge words that says 'Mercia Sanitarium'. "Mercia Sanitarium? Never heard of that place."she said. Amanda then decides to climb inside of the opened back. Then a tubby man Van Parker carrys a large box to the van. He puts it in and shuts the doors with Amanda inside as he did not see her. "Thanks for the materials. I'm sure my grandfather will like them."said Van. He gets into his van and drives off. Amanda is still trapped inside the van so she decides to hide in the large box. She gets inside it and stays there. Van drives to the large tunnel which leads to the fictional world Mercia.
After he got to Mercia, he drove to a large dark place which is actually the sanitarium. He parks his van in front of the sanitarium and goes to the back opens the doors and grabs the box noticing that it got heavier. "Hm...i never knew the box could get this heavy."he said as he carrys the box inside. He goes up to the large wooden doors that name plates on them that say 'Dr. Jeffrey Nobelium: Diagnosic' and 'Dr. Charles Terbium: Treatment'. Van opens the doors and went inside their office. "Hey, grampa, heres your materials."he said as he sets down the big box. "Ah thanks, Van. They're just what i need."said Nobelium as he walks over to the box."Hey, Chuck would you like to see what i got?" Terbium walks to Nobelium and Van holding a can of beer. "Pictures of your wife?" he asked."No. Materials for our patients."said Nobelium. "Just open the damn box already."said Terbium. Van opens the box and Amanda pops out of it and gasping for air. "What the hell?! They send materials and a girl?! Jeff remind me to kick their asses when i get to the real world."said Terbium. "Wait. That big white van i encountered is not from the real world? Where am i?"said Amanda."You're at the Mercia Sanitarium. Were you sent here by mistake?"asked Nobelium. "She was not in the box when i brought it here."said Van. "So that was you? And that van was yours?"asked Amanda as she steps out of the box. "Yep. It is."said Van. "I guess i foolishly climb into that van and i was brought here."said Amanda. Terbium sips his beer and walks over to Amanda and puts his arm around her."Don't worry about that, sweetheart. We don't get many people from the real world that much."he said. "So since you're new, we're just gonna let you go." "Really? Thanks."said Amanda.
Amanda then walks out of the office and turns to look at Van and gives him the lovey eyes and leaves. Van is surprised of what she did but Terbium believes that she likes him. "I think the girl likes you. I can tell." "Well...she is kinda cute. In her own way."said Van. Amanda walks down the hallway looking for the exit but she is lost. She walks to the dark side of the sanitarium and sees a door that is written 'Dr. Wilhelm Qubert'. Above it is a crossed-out word 'Sanitation'. She knocks on the door and Qubert answers the door and happily looks at her. "Hi there. How can i help you?"he asked. "Oh...i was wondering if you can show me where the exit is. I hope i'm not disturbing anything."said Amanda. "Oh no. You're ok. I'm more than happy to show you the way out. Whats your name and how did you get here?"said Qubert. "My names Amanda and i was brought here by mistake."said Amanda. "Oh you poor girl. I'll show you the way out. But first i want you to meet my fellow shrinks."said Qubert.
He walks out of his office and grabs Amanda's hand and leads her to the staff room. Amanda and Qubert made it to the staff room and went inside to introduced her to Chester and Lutetium. "Robert! Cheryl! I brought a visitor."said Qubert as he brings Amanda inside. "Isn't she pretty?" "Hm...she doesn't look like she's from Mercia."said Chester as he looks at her. "Actually i'm from the real world. And i don't know how i got here, all i know is i was in a big box in the back of the van."said Amanda. "Why did you hide in the box?"asked Lutetium. "So i could get answers. I didn't ask that chubby guy why he is in my world."said Amanda. "Oh he went to get materials for our patients."said Qubert. "And he got there by driving through that big tunnel."added Chester. "A BIG TUNNEL?! Where can i find that?"exclaimed Amanda. "Well i think it's closed for now."said Lutetium. "So your saying i'm stuck here?"asked Amanda sadly."Pretty much, yes."said Lutetium. Amanda became very upset. But Qubert comforts her. "Hey don't worry you'll go home soon. We love to have real world people here in Mercia."said Qubert. "Thanks. I think i need to go now."said Amanda. "I'll still walk you to the exit."said Qubert. Qubert grabs Amanda's hand and finally leads her out of the staff room and to the exit. "Nice meeting you two."said Amanda as shes being lead out. "Strange girl isn't she?"said Chester. "Totally."said Lutetium. Qubert and Amanda finally approach the exit door. "Thanks for helping me out. It's actually kind of you to help me."said Amanda. "Awww it was nothing. Come by to visit anytime."said Qubert. Amanda kneels to Qubert and kisses him on the cheek. "I will."she said. Amanda walks out of the sanitarium leaving Qubert lovestruck. He holds his kissed cheek and blushes and passed out.
Amanda then walks around in the neighborhood looking for a place to stay. Until she sees a nice looking house with lights on the sidewalk. She then goes up to the house and knocks on it. Amanda waited for the answer but nothing. She decides to go to the back door that is unlock. She goes in and goes to the living room and looked around. "Wow. whoever lives here must had a cool house. Lets see what the kitchen is like."said Amanda. She goes to the kitchen and looks around."This room is nice too." Then she hears noises outside and goes to hide in a bedroom and hides under the bed. Flint, Riley Zinc and Polly walked into the house. Polly is carrying a bag of groceries to the kitchen. "Why the hell do you go to the store every time?"asked Flint. "Well so i can make pancakes in the morning. So yummy."said Polly. Zinc is about to go to his room but saw that his door is open. "Hey guys, was my door closed when we left?"asked Zinc. "Well if it isn't, then your a fucking moron."said Flint. "I'm gonna go check it out."said Zinc. "Anyway i'm glad we left the store 'cause the hairy idiot blew it up."said Flint. "At lest we turned out ok."said Polly. Zinc went into his room and looked under his bed and sees Amanda and screamed."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Zinc runs out of his room and clings onto Flint. "Get the hell off me, Nutty! Whats wrong with you?"said Flint. "THERES A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!"shouted Zinc. "Oh don't worry, Mr. Riley. I'll go take a look at this 'monster'."said Polly. Polly went to Zinc's room and looks under the bed and sees that it's not a monster but a girl. Polly walks out of the room with Amanda. "Mr. Riley it's not a monster. It's a girl."she said. "Yeah. A very good looking one."said Flint with a smirk on his face. "Oh. Sorry i screamed at your face."said a very guilty Zinc. "Meh thats ok. I'm sorry i intrude this house. I came from the real world and i can't go back so i'm gonna be stuck here."said Amanda. "Ah thats ok, dollface. You're more than welcome to hang out here."said Flint."Besides i would love nothing more than to have a hot girl like you to hang out in this place." Flint walks up to Amanda who backs up to the wall beside Zinc's room. As shy and nervous as she could be, she rolls her eyes downwards and turns her head to her right downwards. Flint places his left index finger under her chin and lifts her head to make her lovely green eyes focus on his white eyes. "You're cute when you're nervous by the way."he said. Amanda didn't flinched but notice that Flint is trying to be a nice guy to her. "Thanks. Thats....very generous of you."she said. "Hey no problem, babycakes. My names Flint."said Flint as he pulled Amanda to him and wrapped his arms around her. "Uh.....nice to meet you, Flint. Who are your friends?"said Amanda. "Um....i'm Riley Zinc. And this is Polly."said Zinc. "We're so glad to have a visitor like you here."said Polly. "Thanks. By the way my names Amanda."said Amanda.
"Well nice to meet you too, Amanda."said Flint. "I know this is a dumb question but...do you have a bathroom?"asked Amanda. "Yes. It's right next to that large metal door."said Zinc. Amanda goes to the bathroom while the three discuss about her. "I don't know if we should let her stay."said Zinc. "What are you talking about? Shes cute and a good looking girl."said Flint. "I just don't think Malcolm would like it."said Zinc. "He doesn't care if anyone else comes here."said Polly. "Yeah he doesn't give a shit about everything. Besides that girl has nowhere else to go."said Flint. "Well........i guess you're right."said Zinc. Then Laguna and Miya came into the house. "I hope Malcolm doesn't find out about the grocery store being blown up."said Miya. "Hope not. If he does, i'll tell him it was giant space crabs."said Laguna. "Well if it isn't Mr. destruction. And the weird little girl."said Flint. "Shut up, Flint."said Laguna. "How did you two survive?"asked Polly. "Me and Miya ran out before the store explodes. At least we 'dealt with' the bad guy."confessed Laguna. "Boy you sure are a hell of a idiot."said Flint. Laguna glares angrily at Flint. Then Amanda came out of the bathroom and went back to the kitchen and both Laguna and Miya looked at her. "Who's the girl?"asked Laguna. "Oh this is our guest. This is Amanda. She's from the real world so she's staying with us for a while."said Polly. "That stupid tunnel got closed did it?"said Miya. "Yeah. And i can't go back home until it's open again."said Amanda. "Well then welcome to the home of the Mercia Elite."said Miya. Amanda then gets confused."Huh?" "We're the Mercia Elite team. Cool huh?"said Miya. "Uh.....yeah very cool."said Amanda."Anyways i'm very hungry. I haven't ate since breakfast this morning." "Ohhhh you poor dear. I'll fix you up some pancakes."said Polly. "Thanks. I love pancakes."said Amanda cheerfully.
"Well i'll be at the tv room."said Flint as he walks away. Later that night, Amanda who is completely full from eating pancakes walks to the living room where she sees Flint laying down on the couch watching tv. Flint then notices her. "Hey there, good looking. What you know?"he said. "Um....uh....i...was gonna sit somewhere."said the nervous Amanda. "Then why not come sit and watch tv with me?"said Flint as he sits up and invites Amanda to sit with him by patting the cushion beside him. Amanda took the offer and sits with him. She is still shy around him but Flint would make Amanda feel more comfortable around him and being in the house. But Flint being a shifty bastard that he is starts stroking her long brown hair. Amanda doesn't seem to mind. "You have pretty hair."said Flint. "Th-thanks. I normally keep it clean and fresh."said Amanda. "Hey you don't need to be nervous. You're still cute though." said Flint."But don't worry; i won't bite." Flint then smiles at Amanda reveling his two fangs to her. "You're a vampire?"gasped Amanda. "Oh...right...that. It's a long story."said Flint. "Well i'm just surprised that you are. I don't care if you're a vampire."said Amanda. "You don't?"said Flint. "No. I actually like vampires. So does my mom and my aunt."confessed Amanda. Happy to hear it, he puts his arm around Amanda and pulls her close to him. "I'm so glad to hear that." he said."Lets watch some tv shall we?" Amanda and Flint watched tv for hours until it's past Flint's bedtime. "Well i'm gonna go to bed now."said Flint as he turns the tv off and gets up."Where do you sleep?"asked Amanda. "I sleep in the attic. I sleep upside down on the ceiling."said Flint. "Oh. Hope you don't mind me sleeping on the couch."said Amanda. "Not at all, babe. Tell you what; maybe tomorrow night you and i are gonna go out together. You know just so we can get to know each other."said Flint. "That would be cool. Good night."said Amanda. She lays down on the couch and falls asleep. Flint went up stairs to his 'bed room' but takes one more look at Amanda. He knew that she's the only person that won't knee him in the balls. He thinks she's a sweet, cute and shy girl. But he'll turn things around for her. He finally went upstairs and flew up to the ceiling hanging upside down and went to sleep to wait for another night to come.
The next morning came and Amanda is still asleep on the couch. Until Malcolm came into the house and went to the living room to look around to see if his team mates are awake and around.
Then he sees Amanda sleeping on the couch. He goes up to her and looked at her and sipped his coffee from his 'I <3 Mornings' coffee mug. He doesn't want to wake her up right away but he wonders why she's here. Flint then came down from his attic room and goes to the living room to see Malcolm looking at the sleeping Amanda. "Well looks like you notice Sleeping Beauty." said Flint.
"Can you kindly tell me why this girl is here?"said Malcolm. "I'm not to sure. I'm sure she'll tell you."said Flint. Flint sits on the couch and manages to wake Amanda by stroking her cheek with his fingers. Amanda felt it and slowly opens her eyes to see Flint. "Hey there, sleeping beauty. Had a good sleep?" he said. "Yeah. I had a good sleep."said Amanda. She sits up, rubbed her eyes and looked up to see Malcolm. "Oh. Who's this?"she asked. "My names King Malcolm Quimby. And you?"said Malcolm. "My names Amanda. I got trapped here so i'm gonna be here for a while."explained Amanda. "And how did you get here?"asked Malcolm. "Well i went inside the back of the van and i was brought here by mistake. I came through the tunnel."said Amanda. Malcolm then thinks about it for a moment. "I can tell you're from the real world. Since you can't go back 'cause the tunnel's closed, i'll let you stay with us."he said. "Oh wow thank you."said Amanda excitably. She gets up and hugs Malcolm. "Uh...no problem. Now please stop hugging me."said Malcolm bluntly.
Amanda stops hugging Malcolm and sits back down on the couch beside Flint. "By the way did you hear any explosions last night?"asked Malcolm. "Yeah. Sir Blows Things Up-A-Lot blew up the store last night 'cause he is trying to catch the bad guy."said Flint. "I'll have a talk with him later."said Malcolm as he walks to the kitchen. "Why is he so angry?" asked Amanda. "Meh he's like that 'cause of that stupid coffee that he's addicted to."said Flint. "Oh. So what would you like to do today?"said Amanda. "Well maybe later i can take you out and show you around Mercia."said Flint. "That sounds cool.But......aren't you worry about being....um.....toasted by the sun?"said Amanda. "No. I wear some anti-sun wear. Like my sunglasses, my hat and my gloves. They keep me from being burned to the crisp."said Flint. "Oh. Thats very smart of you."said Amanda.
"Thanks, sugarbear."said Flint. Polly then came to the living room to hand two plates of pancakes. "Gooooood morning. I made you two some pancakes."she said. She hands one to Flint and hands another to Amanda. "Enjoy."said Polly as she ruffles Flint's hair. "God i hate it when she does that."said Flint. "Is she always happy?"asked Amanda. "No. If you do anything to make her angry, all hell will break loose. Besides she calls me Mr.Angel."explained Flint. "Why?"said Amanda. "Because of my giant purple metal wings."said Flint. "Wow i didn't notice those. How did you get them?"said Amanda. "Meh long story. I got them while i was working at the lab with the asshole i call 'my boss'. The wings weren't even my idea."said Flint. "Oh. Did it hurt?"asked Amanda. "Oh yeah big time. I tell you, that lab is shitty as hell."said Flint. "Well i feel your pain. At least you don't work there anymore."said Amanda. "You're right. I'm glad i got out of that god damn place. Since looney's family died off. Thats a long story too."said Flint. "Who's looney?"asked Amanda. "Riley. I call him looney 'cause he's insane. Since his dad died, he went into depression and goes batshit insane and all that crap. He'll tell you the whole thing."said Flint. Amanda looks at Flint and hangs her head low in disbelief."Oh. Sorry to hear what you been through." Flint gently pats her on the head to comfort her. "Hey don't worry about that. It's over with now for me. But not for looney. Oh i also call him nutty."said Flint."Now how about we watch some tv while we chow down on our breakfast." Flint turned on the tv as he and Amanda eat their pancakes.
Then the news pops up on tv and the news anchorman tells the news. "Theres been a robbery at the Mercia Bank. The robber manages to escape as the Mercia Police force goes after him. We'll update you as something else happens. This has been The Mercia News, have a nice morning." "Well that sucks. I'm sure that bastard robber will be caught."said Flint. Then Flint gets an idea. "Amanda, you thinking what i'm thinking?" "What, going to go stop the robber? He may be armed with weapons."said Amanda. "If he is, then i'll show him no mercy."said Flint as he takes out his dagger and showing it to Amanda. "Where did you get that?"asked Amanda. "I had this actually."said Flint. Later in late afternoon, Flint who is wearing his anti-sun gear and Amanda went out the door and head to the city. In the city, Flint and Amanda walked down the sidewalk and Flint shows her the buildings and other places to show her that Mercia is a good place. "Wow, Flint. I never knew Mercia is a wonderful place."said Amanda. "Oh yeah you'll love it here. Much better than the real world, huh?"said Flint. "Yeah.....i.... guess so."said Amanda sadly. Flint knew she misses the real world that badly. He firmly grabs her chin and gets her to look at him. Then he talks to her gently. "I know you miss the real world. You'll go back soon. But trust me you will love it here. Besides we're buddies, right?" Amanda looks at Flint and smiles."Well you are a good looking guy." Flint smiles at her in amusement. Then he heard gunshots just up ahead. The robber from the news runs down the street trying to outrun the cops.
"Hahahaha! You'll never catch me coppers!"said the robber. As he runs, he sees Amanda and decides to hold her hostage. He shoves Flint out of the way and grabs Amanda and points the gun to her head. The Mercian cops stopped in their tracks and points their guns at the robber. "Don't move a muscle. Or the girl gets it."said the robber. "Let the girl go and surrender!"said the Mercia officer speaking through the megaphone. "No way, coppers!"said the robber as he holds Amanda closer to him. Flint decides to take action. He takes out his dagger and grabs the back of the robber's shirt and threats him with it. "You have five seconds to let the girl go or YOU will get it." The robber quickly turns around still holding Amanda and points his gun at Flint. "Back off, pal. Or your girlfriend gets it."he said. Amanda then takes action by stomping his foot causing him to release her and she karate kicks him sending him flying to the cops who immediately arrest him and took him away. Flint looks at Amanda very surprised. "Wow, Amanda. Thats amazing. Where did you learn that?" "I take karate classes. Gotta defend myself."said Amanda."But thanks for distracting the robber." "Ah it's nothing. Come on theres more places i gotta show you."said Flint. The two buddies continue walk around Mercia until night time. They went to the park where Malcolm's castle is and a huge statue fountain is. They then sit on a nearby bench and looked up to the sky to see the stars. "Stars are very pretty tonight are they?"said Amanda. "Yeah. But not as pretty as you are."said Flint. Amanda smiles and blushes. "Thanks. And thanks for showing me the city."she said. "No thank you for hanging out with me. And sorry if you had to see me biting a mailman. I eat them every afternoon." said Flint. "Hey it's ok. You're a vampire. You do what you need to do."said Amanda."Besides i like your trench coat." "Thanks i got it from a good friend."said Flint. Amanda looks up at the sky and at Flint. She nervously shuffles her feet on the ground and scoots down towards him. "You know Flint, i think we're becoming more than just friends."she said.
"Ya think?"said Flint. Amanda answers by nodding her head. "I think so too to tell you the truth."he said. "The truth is i'm...starting to like you. Since you were so kind to me. And your friends are kind to me too."said Amanda. "Yeah. They're insane. But i already liked you 'cause you're beautiful and cute and.....badass."said Flint. "Thats...very nice of you. I never met a vampire who would say such nice things about me."said Amanda. "Yeah."said Flint. They looked at each other's eyes as they move closer possibly for a kiss, they are interrupted by a familiar voice. "Well isn't that romantic?" Both Flint and Amanda quickly turn their heads to see the Cruor brothers Lynch and Lee. "Oh goody goody gumdrops. It's the Dick Brothers."said Flint. "Shut up, Dartson! Or i'll tear your fucking head off!"shouted Lynch. "Calm down, Lynch. Anyway it's nice to see you again, Flint."said Lee. "How long you been standing there?"asked Flint. "Actually we just showed up to look for a snack to save until tomorrow night. Like this lovely young lady here."said Lee as he gently grabs Amanda's hand and takes her from Flint. "Whats your name, my dear?" he asked. "Uh...umm...."Amanda stuttered. "She's not telling you!"said Flint. "Why don't you just mind your own damn business!"said Lee. Flint then got very angry and gets up from the bench, walks over to Lee and punches him in his face. As the two vampires begin fighting, Lynch looks over to Amanda and walked over towards her. "I don't really believe we met have we?"he said. "No. We haven't."said Amanda. "Well that doesn't matter because you're my midnight snack."said Lynch as he grabs Amanda and pulls her to him. "You're a vampire too?"asked Amanda. "Of course i am, sweetheart. So is my brother. We're Cruor vampires."said Lynch.
"Yeah well you're not going to make a snack out of me."said Amanda. Lynch knew that Amanda is being a silly girl. He places his finger underneath her chin to move her face closer to his. "You're cute when you're being silly."he said. Now very angry, Amanda knees Lynch in the the gut without warning and runs off to Malcolm's castle. Lynch who holds his stomach sees Amanda running and smiles evilly. "Playing 'Hard-To-Get' are you? I'll play along, my lovely, tasty snack."he said. As Amanda is still running, Lynch teleported in front of her. Amanda backs away from him but Lynch manages to grab her by her wrist but she trys to pry and pull to get away from Lynch. Amanda turns around in front of the stairs. While Amanda is still trying to pull her wrist from Lynch's grasp, Lynch got a better idea; he lets go of her causing her to fall down on the steps. Lynch approaches to the fallen girl and places his hands on the steps between Amanda's head and gets in her face. "I got you now, my dear. Now be a good girl and let me take some blood sample from your lovely neck."said Lynch as he strokes Amanda's neck with his fingers. He then opens his mouth and bares his four fangs. Not too far away, Terbium and Nobelium are walking home from the sanitarium. Terbium trys to get Nobelium to guess a word but Nobelium gives up. "Okay, Chuck. Whats the secret word?" "Balls! Ha! You never guess it right."said Terbium. "You're so full of it, Chuck."said Nobelium.
Then they hear some yelling. "GET OFF OF ME YOU FOUR FANGED CREEP!" Terbium and Nobelium looked over to the castle steps and saw Lynch trying to bite Amanda as she struggles and trys to push him away. "Hey isn't that the girl from the sanitarium?"asked Nobelium. "It sure is. And that fucking Cruor vampire is trying to bite her. I'll go take care of him."said Terbium. As Terbium walks over to Lynch, Lynch grabs Amanda's wrists and pins her down and bares his fangs again. Then he felt a strong tug of his blue cape. Terbium is pulling Lynch's cape to get him off of Amanda. "Leave that girl alone, you fucking piece of shit vampire!"said Terbium. Lynch angrily hisses at Terbium and gets up from Amanda and walks over to Terbium. Amanda couldn't get up because she's not quick to get up. Lynch confronts Terbium as Terbium put up his 'dukes' even though he's not a fighter. "You know, i can throw punches better than anyone else."said Lynch. "Oh yeah? Well i'm from Mysteel and i may not be a fighter but i can still do this."said Terbium. Terbium threw a very hard punch to Lynch's face, knocking him out cold. He walks over to Amanda who is still laying down on the steps and picks her up and carrys her to the spot where he and Nobelium were standing. "Fancy meeting you again, girly."said Terbium. "Yeah. Thanks for saving me."said Amanda. "It's nothing really. Why not i take you home with me? I promise i'll be nice to you."said Terbium. "Excuse me, Chuck but she's to young for you. Besides you're not often a nice person."said Nobelium. "Not to brats and assholes. But to lovely young ladys like her."said Terbium. "Uhh....thats nice of you but i already have a place to stay."said Amanda. "You're staying with that shifty bastard of a vampire?"said Terbium."What a life. By the way, Jeff i know she's to young for me. I was just offering." "Still you don't want a relationship and i fear that you'll do something to her."said Nobelium. "Oh no i won't! And of course i don't need a relationship."said Terbium. "Anyway, we never have officially met. Whats your name, miss?"said Nobelium. "Amanda."said Amanda. "Thats a nice name. For a cute girl like you."said Terbium. "Thanks, Mr....um...whats your name?"asked Amanda. "I'm Charles Terbium. But you can call me Chuck or just Terbium. The guy right there is Jeffery Nobelium."said Terbium. "Yes. You also can call me Jeff or just Nobelium."said Nobelium. As the three talk, Lynch regains conscious and gets up and walks towards Terbium.
Amanda sees Lynch coming towards them. "Uh Mr.Terbium. I think that vampire is up for round two."she said. "Well he is isn't he? Here, Jeff. Hold her."said Terbium as he hands Amanda to Nobelium. "Chuck i don't think i can hold her."said Nobelium. "Get fucking over it. I gotta teach this leech a lesson."said Terbium. Just then the van drove up to the park. Van along with Chester and Lutetium arrived to see their boss 'dealing' with Lynch. "Is that Terbium? What is he doing?"said Chester. "Looks like he's fighting one of the Cruor vampires. And i believe grandpa is carrying the same girl we met at the sanitarium."said Van. "Yeah i know that girl. Wilhelm brought her to the staff room the other day."said Lutetium. "Well lets find out whats going on."said Van. The three got out of the van and walked over to Nobelium who is still carrying Amanda. Nobelium's knees begin to shake and he also begins to sweat. "Hey grampa. Whats going on?"asked Van. "Oh Van thank god your here. Could you hold her while i straighten my knees up."said Nobelium. Nobelium hands Amanda to Van as he straightens himself up. Van looks at Amanda realizing that Amanda is cute; in her own way. "Oh please i'm not THAT heavy."said Amanda as she watches Nobelium straightens his joints. "Whats going on, grampa?"asked Van. "Oh your grandpa Chuck is trying to get himself killed by that Cruor vampire."said Nobelium. But unfortunately Terbium is being pinned down by behind by Lynch. He has his knee placed on Terbium's back and has his right arm in the armlock. "So much for that."said Amanda sarcastically. "I'll take that vampire down."said Lutetium as she draws out her large metal arm claw. Lutetium then walks over to Lynch while Amanda stares in shock. "Her armclaw is awesome. How did she lost her arm?"said Amanda. "Thats a long story."said Chester. Lutetium finally approaches Lynch while hiding her claw behind her back. She taps him on the shoulder. Lynch quickly turns to see Lutetium and stands up letting go of Terbium. "Besides the girl from the real world, you're lovely too."said Lynch. Lutetium doesn't appreciate Lynch but knew what he's going to do. She pretends to be sweet. "Who me? Aww thats so sweet of you to say that to me."she said. Then in a flash she brings out her claw from behind her back, grabs Lynch by his throat and throws him to where Flint pins Lee down with his foot and stomping his back. "Not so tough now are you?"said Flint. Lynch then lands on Flint, knocking him down. Lee then gets up and sees Van holding Amanda. Lee teleported in front of them. "Hand her over, human."demanded Lee. "No."said Van as he sets her down. Amanda then runs towards the fallen Flint while Lee stares at Van. "Are you the one who threw my brother?"asked Lee. "No. That happen to be Lutetium's work."said Van. As Lee and Van argue, Amanda finally gets to Flint and helps him up. "Flint, are you ok?"said Amanda. "Yeah that hurts. Come on lets get out of here."said Flint. As they are about to leave, Lynch quickly gets up and grabs Amanda and holds her close to him. "Let her go, Lynch! She's not gonna be your midnight snack!"said Flint. "Fat chance. Hey Lee! I got her!"said Lynch. Lee teleports next to Lynch and strokes Amanda's cheek.
"Very lovely girl. She would make a lovely snack. And Lynch don't bite her and suck her blood until tomorrow night."said Lee. "I was hungry."said Lynch. "Anyway we should be going now. Have a nice night."said Lee. Both Cruor brothers teleported with Amanda. The shrinks, Van and the head shrinks walked up to Flint to confront him. "Ok i know what you guys are thinking, looney should be brought to the nuthouse"said Flint. "Actually we just need you to go get that girl before shes Cruor food."said Lutetium. "Then i'll do it. You guys are gonna help me."said Flint. "WHAT?! Are you fucking crazy?!"shouted Terbium. "No. Besides they maybe in Nigota. Thats the city i use to live. So Amanda must be there."said Flint. "I'm gonna have to agree with the vampire. I actually like her too. But i don't want to have a relationship with her."said Van. "Damn skippy! Wait, what?"said Flint. "Hold on. Why don't you just take your crazy friends with you?"said Chester. "Because they're insane and we don't work together as a team. I however did kick your ass before and i'll do it again if you don't help out."threatened Flint. "Fine."said Chester. "Alright it's settled so lets go."said Flint. Flint spread his giant purple metal wings and flew ahead of the shrinks. Van, Lutetium and Chester got inside of the van while Nobelium and Terbium had to ride in the back. "Drive carefully, Van."said Nobelium. "And do you even know where Nigota is?"asked Terbium. "Yes, grampa Chuck."said Van. Then they drove off to Nigota following Flint to rescue the girl Flint ever liked.
At the Lee Corporation in Nigota, Lee and Lynch had Amanda tied up to a steel pole as Lee sits in his chair near the fireplace and reading his book. While Lynch stands beside her, leering at her neck wanting to suck the blood from it. Amanda thinks about her fate. She felt scared, hopeless and helpless because she knew that she will die the next night. Tears shed from the young woman's eyes. Lee looks over to Amanda and sees the tears on her face. He closes his book, gets up from his chair and walks over to her. He lifts up her chin so he could see her teary eyes. "Don't cry, my dear. We won't hurt you because you're too lovely to have your pretty face messed up."he said. "Yeah he's right. We just want to drink your blood."said Lynch. "Actually, Lynch we just captured her just to lure Flint."Lee confessed. "WHAT?! WE CAPTURED THE GIRL TO LURE FLINT?!"shouted Lynch. "Yes. We wouldn't drink her blood since she's from the real world."said Lee. Amanda looks at Lee with a surprised look on her face. "So you're not going to eat me?"she asked. "Of course not, my lovely child. Your blood wouldn't taste good anyway."Lee said. Lynch then angrly grumbles to himself. "But we'll use you to lure Flint and his elite friends to a trap that i have been planning."said Lee. "What plan?"asked Amanda. "To finally kill the king of Mercia. And of course Flint and the crazy guy."Lee explained. "You're crazy! They're my friends! Well except for Malcolm."said Amanda. "Now now, my dear girl don't get all excited. After all, this was my plan."Lee said. "So let me get this straight; you kidnapped me so you can lure Flint and his......friends so you can take them out."said Amanda. "Of course. Most of them anyway."said Lee. "And after that, you'll be all mine to eat."added Lynch.
Meanwhile, Flint and the shrinks finally arrive to Nigota. Flint flies slowly to the ground and looked around to find the place where the Cruors are keeping Amanda. "Ok where the hell are they keeping her?"said Flint. "Maybe we should ask the people here."said Van. "Uhhh....i don't think thats a good idea."said Nobelium. "And why not?"said Terbium. "Well there could be vampires here since this is a vampire city."said Nobelium. Then Flint sees a huge building just looming over the city. "Look! Theres the Lee Corporation. Amanda must be there."said Flint. "Then lets go get the girl so i can go home."said Chester. The shrinks and Flint head over to the corporation. When they finally got there, Flint walked up to the front door and notice a doorbell beside it. "Hmm...looks like the Dick brothers have a doorbell. Lets try it out." Flint rings the doorbell by pushing a button beside the door. It makes a creepy halloween-like music. Inside, Lee hears the doorbell and goes over to his horoscope to see who's outside. "Well, Flint finally showed up." Then he moves up the horoscope to see if Flint's elite friends are with him. But only sees the shrinks. "Hm...no elite i see. No matter. Lynch untie her and tie her wrists behind her back." Lynch does so and used his Punjab Lasso to wrap it around Amanda's upper body. "Lets head to the rooftop so Flint can see her alive and well."said Lee. Flint and the shrinks waited outside for the Cruors to answer the door then the Cruors appeared on the rooftop of the corporation with Amanda. Lee then calls out. "Greetings, fools!" Both Lee and Lynch appeared on the rooftop, looking down at Flint and the shrinks. "What the hell are you doing up there?"asked Flint. "Thats a good question. Since we kidnapped your pretty little human girlfriend, we want to tell you something. But first; heres your love."said Lee as Lynch carefully tugs Amanda to the edge of the roof. Flint became surprised to see his female friend alive and well. "Let her go, you dick-headed leeches!"said Flint. "Mustn't rush anything. I also wanted to tell you that we don't want to eat her. We kidnapped her to lure you."said Lee.
"WHAT?! TO LURE ME?!"shouted Flint. "Why yes. We notice that she's in Mercia so we traveled here to bring her to my corporation because you and her had a great interaction with each other."said Lee. "Ok, ok let me get this straight; you two capture her just because we became good friends?"said Flint. "Actually we did that so we could complete my plan."said Lee. "What plan?"said Terbium. "To lure Flint and his elite friends including the king of Mercia here so we could take them out. But i only see you people from the Mercia Sanitarium."said Lee "Well i guess your plan failed."said Terbium. Now angered, Flint whispers to Van to keep the Cruors distracted while he goes behind the corporation and quietly flies to the rooftop. After he flew up to the roof, Amanda turned around quietly and gets excited and happy to see Flint but he told her to keep quiet with a shush. Flint then starts sneaking up to Lynch from behind and -in a flash- jumps on his back causing him to drop the end of his lasso. Amanda who is still tied up trys to run but had nowhere else to go. Lynch threw Flint off of his back and goes after Amanda by teleporting. He teleports in front of Amanda, grabs the end of his lasso and pulls her to him. "Going somewhere, sweetheart?"asked Lynch. Amanda then trys to knee Lynch in the gut like she did before but Lynch stops her by placing his foot onto hers. "Not this time."he said. Amanda used her left knee to knee Lynch in the gut. She kneed him so hard that Lynch holds his stomach and dropped down to the ground of the roof. Flint comes up behind Amanda and uses his dagger to free her hands and removes the lasso. "I knew you would come to rescue me."said Amanda. "Hey we're still more than just friends. I do need to rescue you. Now lets get you out of here."said Flint. As they're about to leave, Lee pointed his cane-shaped gun at Flint's face. "You're not going anywhere, Dartson."said Lee. "Oh yes we are. Now get the hell out of our way!"said Flint. Below from the roof, the shrinks can't figure out whats going on up there. "I wonder whats going on up there."said Nobelium. "Meh the girl probably got eaten by now. Lets get out of here."said Chester as he trys to walk away. Terbium grabs Chester by the back of his black vest. Then he jerks him back to the group. "You're not going anywhere until that girl is rescued. Understand?"said Terbium.
Chester nods in fear. "Good. Now lets find the ladder so we can get up there."said Terbium. "There should be one in the back."said Lutetium. As the shrinks go around the back of the corporation building, back on the top of the roof, Lee still has his gun in Flint's face. "I said get out of our way."said Flint. "Not until you give the girl to me."said Lee. Amanda knew she has to keep Flint from getting shot at if he doesn't comply. She takes action and grabs Lee's gun and elbows him in the gut and kicks him like the way she did to the robber before. "Wow, girl. You still got it."said Flint. "I know. Like i said; gotta defend myself."said Amanda. Then both Cruors got up and start simultaneously walk around Flint and Amanda. "Oh man, Flint what are we gonna do?"said Amanda. Flint thinks about it for a second. Then he gets an idea. "Since it's two on two, you'll take on Lynch and i'll take on Lee."he said. "But you'll get hurt." said a concerned Amanda. "Don't worry i'll use my brain and trickery."said Flint. "Ok. Be careful."said Amanda. Then they simultaneously take on one Cruor. Flint then starts throwing insults to Lee. "Man, Lee look at you. You look like dracula with no fashion sense." This angers Lee and he trys to hit Flint with his gun but Flint manages to dodge it. Then Flint sticks out his foot and trips Lee causing him to fall down. Amanda and Lynch began to circle around each other. Amanda became very cautious and nervous about taking on a very dangerous Cruor vampire. "As soon this is over, your pretty neck will be bitten."said Lynch. With no time to waste, Amanda jumps up and kicks Lynch in the face. Lynch falls and became dazed. Lynch then gets up, rubs his face and smiles evily at Amanda. "Nice kick. Even though i can't hurt beautiful young women like yourself and even though me and Lee don't believe in relationships, i can still do this."he said. He trys to take out his Pubjab Lasso but remembers that he took it out to tie Amanda up. He sees it lying on the ground. Then he runs up to it, picks it up and swings it around like a cowboy's lasso and the lasso drops around Amanda and snaps it tight around her upper body and her arms. Lynch pulls her to him and grabs her chin and lifts it up to make her look into his red intimidating eyes. "You know what, sweetheart, i'm going to just go ahead and bite you."he said.
"Is it because i kicked you in the face, right?"said Amanda. "That and i need your blood; right now!"Lynch said. Lynch turns Amanda around and put his right arm around her torso and places his left hand on her right cheek and carefully tilts her head to her left. "Chow time."said Lynch. Meanwile Terbium, Nobelium and the shrinks found the ladder and place it to the side of the corporation. "Well lets go to the top and rescue the girl."said Terbium. "Chuck i hate to correct you but her name is "Amanda". In case you forgot."said Nobelium. "I know her name. And i didn't forget. Now lets go."said Terbium. They then start climbing the ladder. Lutetium went first then Chester then Van then Terbium and Nobelium. "I hope those Cruor vampires didn't harm that girl."said Lutetium. "Well if they did, then if i could i would give them a lot of beating. But i wouldn't."said Van. The shrinks finally got to the roof and see Lynch about to bite Amanda as Lynch bares his fangs. "Oh no he don't. I'll take care of him."said Terbium as he begins to walk up to Lynch. Nobelium then grabs his best friend by the back of his jacket. "What the fuck are you doing?!"said Terbium. "You're not going to get yourself hurt like before."said Nobelium. "Yeah. We don't want you to get killed."said Van. "Ah you're right."said Terbium. Before Lynch could even sank his fangs into Amanda's neck, a dagger flew towards Lynch and stabs him in the back. Lynch remains alive but lets Amanda go and turns to Flint angrily. Lynch runs up to Flint and tackles him. While they struggle, Flint takes his dagger out of Lynch's back but Lynch takes it from him and now he is about to finish off Flint. "I failed to kill you before, now i'll do this the brutal way."said Lynch. Lynch pins Flint by his throat and raises the dagger, ready to strike him. Then something grabs his wrist causing him to drop the dagger. Amanda freed herself and had used the lasso to stop Lynch from killing her best buddy. Lynch stood up and tugs on his lasso a little bit. Then he snaps the rope to the end and ties Amanda's wrists together while she's holding the end of it and snaps them together. Lynch pulls her to him yet again and bares his fangs and goes for her neck. Flint pulls Lynch's cape from behind and stabs him on his side with his dagger. Amanda became surprised that the Cruor vampire remains alive. "How the hell is he still alive?"she said. Lee teleports next to Amanda and grabs the top of the lasso and tugs Amanda to him. "Well, my dear, the older you are the harder it is to die."said Lee. Then he takes her to the nearby steel pipe and ties the top of the lasso around it. After a struggle between Lynch and Flint, Lynch gain advantage and holds Flint by his arms as they stand up. "Hey, Lee! Take out Flint. I got him."said Lynch.
Lee became impressed by his brother's actions and lifts his gun and points it to Flint's chest. "Say goodbye to your vampire friend."Lee said to Amanda. "NO!"screamed Amanda. She tugs and pulls the lasso, trying to free herself to get to Flint but to no anvil. The shrinks looked on as they try to think of what to do. "Damnit! What are we suppose to do?"said Terbium. Nobelium thinks for a minute. "Cruor vampires are compulsive counters, right?"he said. "Yeah. Why?"said Terbium. "Well i seem to bring something to distract them."said Nobelium as he takes out a pouch of coins. He opens the pouch, grabs a handfull of coins and tosses them to the ground. Lee and Lynch heard the coins and teleported to the coins, forgetting about Flint and started counting. With the Cruors busy counting, Flint walks up to Amanda and uses his dagger to free her wrists by cutting the end of the lasso. Amanda then clings onto Flint by placing her hands on his shoulders and laying her head on his chest. Then she begins to cry. "Hey, babe whats wrong?"said Flint. "I'm just so scared. I didn't want to die. And i didn't want you to die either."sobbed Amanda. "Aww, Amanda. It's ok now. The Dick brothers are busy counting their heads off. But you're safe now."said Flint. Amanda looks at Flint with her tears pouring out of her eyes. Flint places his hands on both sides of Amanda's cheeks and wipes the tears away with his thumbs from her eyes. The shrinks look a bit disgusted except for Nobelium who is becoming emotional. Then Terbium smacks him in the back of his head. "What was that for?"said Nobelium. "Don't get to emotional, Jeff."said Terbium. Flint and Amanda walked around the -still counting-Cruors and joined the shrinks. "You ok, girly?"asked Terbium. "Yeah. Thanks for coming to my rescue."said Amanda. "Aw it was nothing. Even though we didn't do anything."said Terbium. "What are you talking about, Chuck? I used these coins to distract the Cruors."said Nobelium. "Thanks for letting us know."said Terbium sarcastically. "Ok lets get the hell outta here before the dicks stop counting for round two."said Flint. Flint picks Amanda up and carrys her, spreads his wings and takes off while the shrinks climb down the ladder to get to the van and drive off. Amanda has her arms around Flint's neck while he's flying. Happy to be rescued and to be alive she kisses Flint on the cheek. Flint then became surprised because no young woman kissed him on the cheek before.
Flint smirks in amusement. After they got back to Mercia, Amanda and Flint got back to the elite home as Flint flew down in front of the front door. Then he sets her down. "Sorry for all the bullshit you been through."Flint apologized. "Thats ok. At least i'm safe...with you."said Amanda as she places her hands on Flint's chest then slides them up to his shoulders. "You know, you're actually a very sweet and understanding girl. I never had a girl who puts up with me."said Flint. "Yeah. Thanks for turning my life around. You are the greatest guy i ever met."said Amanda. "Damn skippy!"said Flint. "I love you, Flint."said Amanda. "Love ya too, babycakes."said Flint. They stare at each other's eyes as Flint places his hands on Amanda's cheeks and kisses her on her lips. Then they both share a kiss together. As they kiss, the rest of the elite watches from the inside of the house through the window. Zinc watches them curiously, Polly happily believes that both Flint and Amanda are in love, Miya looks very disgusted and Laguna obviously doesn't care what he's looking at. "Awwwwwww don't they look cute together?"said Polly. "I think it's gross."said Miya. "You know, back in Mysteel, i get girls there. And it's great."said Laguna. "W-well at least Amanda is a nice girl to have in the house."said Zinc. "Yep. I think they're in love. So sweet."said Polly. "I still think it's gross."said Miya.
After Flint and Amanda finished kissing, they went inside of the house and Polly excitedly walks up to them. "How was your night out?"asked Polly. "It was great. Ran into some trouble but we came out ok."said Flint. "I'm glad. You two want some pancakes?"said Polly. "No thanks. Maybe in the morning."said Amanda. "Okey dokey then. Good night."said Polly cheerfully as she goes to her bedroom. Zinc, Miya and Laguna walked up to them. "So what kind of trouble did you guys ran into?"asked Zinc. "Oh the Dick brothers came and kidnapped Amanda just to lure me to their 'trap'."said Flint. "What trap?"said Laguna. "To take us out including Malcolm. But luckily the nut house people went with me."said Flint. "Those people from the asylum helped you?! Are you crazy?!"said Zinc panicking a little bit. "Crazy enough to rescue Amanda. Unless you wanted to have your ass handed to."said Flint. "You're right. I'm going to bed."said Zinc as he goes to his room. Both Miya and Laguna went to their bedrooms. Laguna's bedroom is at the basment just by going in the large metal talking door. The door opens as smoke comes out. Laguna goes inside and the door closes and the smoke clears. Flint and Amanda went to the living room, sat on the couch and watch tv together. Amanda who is on the right side of Flint, snuggles up to him and closes her eyes. Flint looks at her and smiles and kisses her on the top of her head. "Amanda, are you happy here with me?"asked Flint. Amanda nods and falls asleep. Even though Flint knows that Amanda is going home soon but he still has time to be with her because he's in love with her...big time. He has never had a girl who puts up with him and understands him. But at least Amanda has fallen in love with him after he turned things around for her. What other things that the two had coming anyways?