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By Chowder and Closet Extrovert
RANDY ZINC WHO WAS RILEY ZINCS BROTHER GOT A EMAU] THAT SAID RILEY WAS GOING TO GET HURTED. SO RADNY RAN TO WHERE HIS BROTHER WAS TO HELP HIM ON THE WAY THERE HE JUMPED, OFF RAM AND DID A DUBLE SUMMERSALT BUT WAS STOPPED BY THE POLICEMAN,

BUT RANDY WAS ALSO A VAMPIRE SO HE TOLD THE POLICEMAN TO BUZZ OFF AND THE PLOICMAN SAID OK; RANDY ATE NYBODY HE WANTED TO BUT HE IS A GOOD GUY SO THAT IS OK. HE WAS THE SAME KIND OF VAMPOER AS FLINT BUT THATS A SPOILER SO I CAN'T SAY ANY MORE ABOUT THAT GUYS!

HE DID NOT LIKE MAILMEN THOUGH THEY TASTED BAD SO HE AND FLINT DID NOT ARGUE

“ANYWAY RANDY WALKED RREAL FAST TO WHERE HIS BROTHER WAS TO HELP HIM AND HE SAID ZINC I AM HERE AND VERY PRETTY!!! WHAT IS WRONG AND GOING TO HURT YOU”

AND ZINK SAID

RADNY GET OUT OF HERE MERCIA IS BEING ATTACKED BY EVIL ZOMBIE CATS BECAUSE ZINC DOESNT LIKE BLACK CATS BECAUSE THEY ARE UNLUCKY AND ZOMBIE BLACK CATS ARE EVEN UNLUCKIER1 BUT RANDY SAID NO, BROTHER, I WILL HELP YOU BECAUSE I AM A VAMPIRE AND THAT MAKES ME SMRAT, AND CELVER, AND ALSO STONG!!! ALSO VAMPIRES HATE ZOMBIE CATS SO RAYDN GOT A BROOM WHICH IS HOW YOU GET RID OF CAST@

DANDY SWUNG THE BROM SUPER FASTAND BEGAN TO KILL THE CATS AND DRIVE THEM AWAY: JUST THEN TROY SHOWED UP TOO AND RANDY SAID TORY YOU “ARE PRETTY AND A VAMPIRE TOO HELP ME HIT THESE CATS BECAUSE THEY ARE ZOMBIES AND BAD AND ALSO A LOT OF THEM AND TROY SAID “OK”

SO TROY ADN RANDI STARTED TO HIT THE CATS TOGETHER, AND FINISHED BETING UP THE ZOMBIE CATS, BUT SUDENLY TROY SAID "HEY WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER ZINC" AND WHEN RANDY LOKED AROUND RILEY WAS MISSING

.OH NO SAID RADNER WE MUST GO FIND HIM BUT FIRST WE ARE PRETTY VAMPIRES LETS MAKE OUT~ AND TROY SAID OK~ AND THEY DID AND TROY ASKED IF THEY SHOULD INVITE FLINT TOO BUT RAND SAID NO HE WASN'T PRETTY ENOUGH AND HE DIDNT LIKE HIM AYWAY AND FLINT SAID FINE THAT IS OK TOO I DONT LIKE YOU EITHER AND HE WENT TO EAT PANCAKES WITH POLLY WHO WAS PRETTY ENOUGH BUT SHE WASNT THERE~
SO TROY AND ANDY MADE OUT SOME MOREAND THEY MACKED LIKE SO HARD MAN

AND THEN RANDY SAID OK THAT IS ENOUGH WE NEED TO SAVE MY BROTHER NOW AND TROY SAID OKAY SO THEY WENT TO FIND OUT WHERE RILEY WENT USING THEIR VAMPIRE POWERS;

BUT THEY COULDNT BECAUSE IT WAS HARD AND RILEY DISAPPEARED TOO GOOD SO THEY THOUGHT INSTEAD AND RANDY HAD A SMART AND SAID I KNOW WE WILL FOLLOW VAN~! HE IS VERY GOOD AT FINDING MY BROTHER BUT WE CANT LET HIM KNOW WE ARE THERE OR HE WILL CATCH US TOO

AND TROY SAID OKAY I WILL FOLLOW HIM USING MY VAMPIRE TURNING-INTO-MIST POWERS! RANDY SAID ‘YES THAT IS A GOOD IDEA I WILL GO OVER HERE AND DO NOT THA’T AND HE DID

AND RANDY FOLLOWED FROM THE AIR BECAUSE HE HAD WINGS TOO THOUGH THEY WERE A LOT BETTER THAN FLINTS BECAUSE HE WAS BORN WITH THEM AND HE DIDNT NEED SURGERY OR ROBOTS BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME LIKE THAT: THEYRE REALLY LARGE AND LOOK LIKE TATTERED DEMON WINGS BECAUS EHE'S A VAMPIRE

AND THEY FOUND VAN AND FOLLOWED HIM BUT VAN WOULDNT GO FIND RILEY BECAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW RILEY WAS OUT YET AND RENALDO THOUGHT TO HIMSELF “”OH NO@ VAN DOESNT KNOW WE NEED ANOTHER IDEA!” SO RADNE THOUGHT REALLY, SUPER, HARD. IN ORDER TO THINK OF A GOOD IDEA, AND HE SAID I KNOW, I'LL USE MY SUPER VAMPIRE SIBLING POWERS TO FIND HIM! THEY ARE JUST LIKE NORMAL SIBLING POWERS BUT BETTER BECAUSE YOU ARE A VAMPIRE ALSO.

AND HE DID BUT TROY DIDNT COME ALONG BECAUSE RIBOFLAVIN FORGOT TO TELL HIM SO HE KEPT FOLLOWING VAN AND GOT BORED. SO RAMALLAMA FOLLOWED RILEYS TRAIL ALL THE WAY TO WHERE HIS BROTHER WAS. T WAS A LARGE CASTLE ON AN ISLAND WHICH WAS EVIL BECAUSE IT HAD DARK CLOUDS AND LIGHTNING AND STORMS.!

AND RANDY SAID “OH NO IT IS THE EVIL CASTLE WHICH IS EVIL BECAUSE IT HAS DARK CLOUDS AND LIGHTING AND STORKS” AND HE WENT INSIDE THE CASTLE AND THERE WAS RILEY ON A TABLE AND RANDOLFO SAID “RILEY WHO DID THIS TO YOU”

AND RILEY SAID “IT WAS VAN! HE HAS BEEN TRICKING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME” AND VAN APPEARED BEHIND RIKER WITH A WHOLE ARMY OF THE ZOMBIE CATS AND LAUGHES AND LAUGHED!

AND RALPH SAID “NOW IT IS TIME TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE!”

ROTOR FLEW UP INTO THE SKY WHICH WAS ALSO THE ROOF AND GRABBED THE CHANDELEIR TO UNHOOK IT FROM THE ROOF !AND HE SAID NOW YOU WILL LET RILEY GO OR I WILL DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BUT VAN WOULD NOT LET HIM GO

SO RANDY MADE UP HIS MIND AND DID WHAT HAD TO BEDONE LETTING GO OF THE CHANDELIER AND LETTING IT FALL TO THE GROUND ONTO VANS HEAD

AND VAN SAID OH NO MY HEAD NOW IT IS ALL BASHED IN AND I AM DEAD NOW!

AND RILEYSAID HOORAH I AM FREE FROM VAN NOW THANKS BRO” AND RABBLE SAID “YOU ARE WELCOME BUT I ONLY DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE NOW LETS MAKE OUT”! AND RILEY SAID “BUT RODERICK WE ARE BROTHERS

BUT RANDY ANSWERED THAT “IT IS OKAY IM A VAMPIRE AND ONLY YOUR HALF BROTHER.ALSO THE SHIPPERS GO NUTS FOR THAT STUFF.”

SO RILEY SAID OKAY AND THEN THEY MADE OUT. IT WAS AMAZING

AND SO IT WAS THAT IN THE LAND OF MERCIA THEY COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON RAFFY ZINC TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE

THE END!

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